The 12 things that Irritate About Facebook [Fuck Facebook]



An original video listing 12 things that irritate us about Facebook, also know as the 12 f*ck you’s

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120 Responses to “The 12 things that Irritate About Facebook [Fuck Facebook]”

Facebook Lover on January 1st, 2010 5:57 am:

YOU !@#^%$#@ PERSON!!! FACBOOK IS THE BEST AND DARE YOU WRITE ANY MORE CRAP LIKE THIS FOR IT…I WILL SUE YOU!


Robert on February 24th, 2010 6:44 am:

fuck facebook!


Facebook Hater on March 7th, 2010 9:33 pm:

This isn’t a place for Facebook Lovers. And yeah, facebook is the worst.


facebool eats ass on April 19th, 2010 1:32 am:

facebook could suck a dick nd die
it is a aids carrying website


Sammie on May 1st, 2010 3:36 pm:

Facebook is shit. It’s filled with fake cunts who just want to have more “friends” then someone else.. No one has the time to send you a message, but they can like your status or fucking poke you! Pathetic. Come see me you cunts.


distraction on May 12th, 2010 12:01 am:

Social networking is a distraction.


eminent on June 15th, 2010 10:42 am:

Facebook is one big piece of shit…!!


kapil on July 11th, 2010 2:54 am:

facebook is simply a piece of crap!it disabled my account without any reason!fuck facebook!


Bunnypurse on July 18th, 2010 7:06 am:

Sick to fucking death of it and have permanently deleted it (it is possible)


brand on July 19th, 2010 1:36 am:

i got banned for no reason


stickyfingers on July 21st, 2010 12:26 am:

so what i’ve been terminated several times.. who gives a shit..

get over it, whinerbags.


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Ted on July 27th, 2010 11:34 pm:

fuck facebook!! Who gives a shit if we were in homeroom in 9th grade!!! I hated you then and hate you now!


Sean on August 21st, 2010 7:49 am:

Facebook is crap. Its ok for 20 to 30 somethings looking for some tail, but its not cool for women approaching 40 who want to slander their soon to be ex husbands because he caught them cheating and left their ass. Hey, lets slander our spouses so the whole family and fake FB friends can have a good laugh. Its really pathetic…. It is against the law..
Facebook needs to be shut down for good. Yes that means your page too Elaine….


jorge on August 23rd, 2010 2:46 am:

fucking nasal cogestion chineese mutherfucker i hate facebook but u to ur not funny for shit


seam on August 23rd, 2010 4:49 am:

Excuse me, is that english? How old are jorge, 9 or 10? Shut the fuck up!


myspace rules on September 8th, 2010 1:19 am:

fuck facebook its a wanna be myspace fagget bitches and hoes and stanky tricks


up urs facebook on September 9th, 2010 9:43 am:

fuck facebook! u chineese mother fucker! < lol, the bastard makes you available to people you dont want to be friends with like PPLS MUMS!. fml


Mark Stafford on September 16th, 2010 6:49 pm:

FUCK Facebook!!!! With a Capital “F”!!! It’s the biggest online joke there is.

Create account
Setup account
Add friends
Can’t confirm email
Log out
Can’t log back in
Email I used not associated with any account it says
Can’t log back in to access account
Getting emails about friends requests and messages on the same email account that it says is not associated with any account
Create another account that actually works
They disable the working account that I could use for no reason and leave the account that I can’t access

How stupid is that??!!??


chinese muther fucker on September 17th, 2010 8:59 pm:

whats up with all the chinese mf comments. What does that have to do with fucking facebook. I know who u are. Just watch ur fucking hanna montana and shut the fuck up. fuck u, fuck facebook, and fuck ur fam! Shit talking cowards!


Jesse Harvey on September 17th, 2010 9:05 pm:

you know the only reason im on facebook, is so I can hook up with young boys.. I admit I do like the cock. Just dont tell my grandmother..


Alen on September 20th, 2010 5:36 am:

Facebook is total crap!! People wake up.. Stop living your lives thru this fucked up site.. get a life!!


blubby on September 23rd, 2010 8:31 pm:

sorry im not trying to be mean or rude to anyone but facebook is actually amaazing i love facebook, i am not obsesed i have a life i go to school and i chat to my friends onit, also facebook is soooooooooooo much better than myspace my space is shit and i think all my friends would agree with me..i think its a bit sad complaining about things its being so negative and pesamistic whats wrong with fb? why do people have a problem with it? who cares if you dont like it..havnt you got anything better to do than complain about it??


Carl on September 24th, 2010 7:32 am:

I agree with some of the comments, Facebook is total shit. The CIA, FBI , and other information gathering agencies are using this format to keep tabs on you and gathering information to be used against you at any given time. And women are using this site to perpetuate their fantasies and to make comments about others that may not be true. I speak from personal experience. So all you Facebookers can fuck off and die!!!


JOHN on September 26th, 2010 8:04 pm:

IT;S FULL OF LOW FOREHEADED,UP THEIR OWN ARSES CUNTS.
GO OUT AND SOCIALIZE YOU USELESS BUNCH OF CUNTS…OR ARE U TO SCARED INCASE PEOPLE SPOT U FOR THE CUNTS THAT YOU ARE AND GIVE YOU A FUCKIN GOOD KICKIN!!!
WHO FUCKIN CARES WHAT LISA HAS DONE TODAY!!!
SHE CAN FUCKIN DIE FOR ALL I CARE!!
ALL U CUNTS WHO SUPPORT FACE BOOK SHOULD BE FUCKIN SHOT….UR MESSING WITH THE DEVIL CHILDREN…AND HE IS A HORRIBLE CUNT!!


The Avenger on September 26th, 2010 10:24 pm:

Does anyone know where the facebook servers are located? I would like to sabotage the whole system with a super magnet and destroy and erase everyones facebook account. Im sure that security is tight and the location is kept secret. If there is anyone with info please post. Lets all ban together to destroy facebook. But dont worry… everything u know will all be ending soon..


sean on September 30th, 2010 10:57 am:

Its better to have loved and lost than to live with a facebook whore the rest of your life. There, stick that comment up your ass and say I LIKE.


GOD on September 30th, 2010 11:35 am:

Dont worry my children!! when I unleash the four horsemen upon you, there wont be any time to post your so called status on your social networking sites.. You will be too busy trying to stay alive. And to those who hide behind their false religions while speaking evil towards others that dont deserve your wrath.. I know who you are and you cannot hide from me. You are not holy, and u will not be saved


eyyy on October 2nd, 2010 5:16 pm:

Good site!!!! facebook is the fashion in nowdays?? when you dont have an account they asked you: are you live?? fuck all of stupid young peolople who hang all day in fb and “like” their own status. i hate also the posters on the street which has the like bottom logo on it. wtf?? its a joke..

sorry for the bad english..


Elaine K Harvey on October 7th, 2010 9:18 am:

Yes, what can i say.. I am a facebook whore. Well, just a whore period.. And i can admit that i have been fucked in the ass too much. Thats why my rectum is protruding out from my body..


VIV on October 8th, 2010 7:38 am:

Amen Sister, you go girl!!


jarod on October 9th, 2010 4:20 am:

Fuck facebook… myspace rules MYSPACE MYSPACE it sucks though cuz all my friends are on facebook BUT FUCK IT IM SICK OF IT ALL DA GANGSTAS GO ON MY MYSPACE


JJ on October 9th, 2010 4:30 am:

Hey E. I went to your Facebook page and noticed the cyberbullying. Your are a sick fucking bitch. My bro was right, your are an asshole. Just like the rest of your redneck family. Wave that rebel flag and then shove it up your ass!!


RAB on October 9th, 2010 8:29 pm:

fuck facebook LOL
How sad are you fuckers, GEEKS

WE ARE THE PEOPLE – RANGERS FC


That guy on October 13th, 2010 7:41 pm:

But… but… you can share this video ON Facebook!

Please, please go and look up the definition of irony. All of you. Now.


taz on October 29th, 2010 2:51 pm:

Social things are for losers the next natural phase of human evolution is ceasing all social activity and developing our spiritual powers, then maybe in the future we can re-establish a new and proper way of telepathic communication.


B.S. on October 31st, 2010 11:57 am:

Facebook sucks, f*&% Facebook, screw it too. You don’t need to know my business neither does the whole world. I hated most of you and still do….you don’t even know who I really am. WHY ARE WE FRIENDS? It is like Pogo with winning badges (USELESS). I added you because I didn’t want you to feel bad plus, you are all whinny people talking about some stupid crap half the time and get 20 comments on some stupid B.s. too many hoes on there, too many liars, too many crap talkers who can’t say it to your face. FACEBOOK HAS MADE ME DUMBER! What is that??? You don’t feel bad about yourself just go to facebook.com. Btw 50 people like this comment


Haywood Gablome on November 5th, 2010 1:24 am:

DUDE FOR PRESIDENT!!!


harry on November 9th, 2010 10:35 am:

you sound like you’ve been sucked in just like every other dumb fucken idiot that waste there own life being a slave to a machine , good on you man


jess. on November 14th, 2010 3:41 am:

@Robert on February 24th, 2010 6:44 am:

fuck facebook!

YEAH — fuck facebook!

god, what a waste of time etc w/ anything to do with SOCIAL MEDIA, omg.


jackwacker on November 24th, 2010 2:09 am:

Facebook is absolutely shitass, a dog, a brain twinkie, total time waster for zero-attention-spaners. Fuck you, fucking facebook and all your fucking fucked up followers.


fuckyou on November 25th, 2010 1:10 am:

honestly if nobody cares about facebook then leave it alone you just bring more attention to it and besides nobody cares what anybody thinks especially the dumbasses writing these comments (call me a dumbass all you want i dont care)


FaceShit on November 25th, 2010 6:33 pm:

It should name dickbook


CPT Rick on November 27th, 2010 6:18 am:

Facebook and myspace both suck…. My ex wife the cheating lady decided it was more important to have her guy friends online than her hard working 2 job husband supporting her fat ass while she type on them homewrecking whore pages online. Where is the descent people at. Only reason people go to these disgusting web sights is to cheat on their husband or wife. I say SHUT THE MOTHAAAA FOLKERS DOWN!!!!!!


Chris on November 29th, 2010 1:23 am:

It’s the biggest waste of time since the invention of tv, today I had the account I use to advertise my online business disabled. Is the owner (I refuse to mention his name0 the only person allowed to make money from the internet? I don’t think so somehow but the prick is trying his best.


a hairy set on December 2nd, 2010 3:18 pm:

i dont have facebook or anything, i came to this site because im doing some questions on facebook so i came to this site to see how badly ppl hate the fucking site. i think facebook is a total waist of ones hole life. Facebook owes all 35 000 000 more or less of you. like get a fucking life. maybe you can get out of the house and be social and have real friends for once. just maybe or is facebook telling you you cant go out. is that what it is?


eugen on December 5th, 2010 7:20 pm:

and the #13 think Fuck you and fuck facebook miserable site!


jhgkjhkghk on December 13th, 2010 11:27 pm:

FUCK FACEBOOK!!!!


Sean on December 24th, 2010 7:37 am:

Thanks!! E.. for removing the comment on your facebook page labeling me as a psycho..
That’s mighty white of you..


Ruth on January 3rd, 2011 8:38 am:

yeah facebook is abig piece of crap. Bunch of crazy fucks..


Rath on January 17th, 2011 12:39 am:

Damn right a bunch of crazy fucks. so many people logging in to spy on people’s lives. And some even get PAID for it! FUCK FACEBOOK, and the dolts who use it!

GET A LIFE AND USE YOUR OWN MIND! STOP RAPING OTHER PEOPLE’S MINDS!


FUCK FACEPUK on January 18th, 2011 3:14 pm:

FUCK FACEBOOK AND CAN’T WAIT TILL SOMEONE STARTS GOOD WAR AGAINST THIS PIS OF SHET, I’D LOVE TO JOIN THAT WAR NOW.


Robert fisher on January 19th, 2011 1:42 am:

FUCK FACEBOOK!!!!, i’m against the whole concept. That piece of shit site is interfering even with destiny, maybe some people just don’t wanna be found, and want to get lost in life, or should get lost in life, why is people trying to found everybody trough fb, I hate that shit with guts, i just wanna see the whole thing burn really, i hate that shit so much, fuck, shit, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!, people living their lives trough that shit, now everybody is or can be cool, fuck that, leave people alone, in their lives, stop taking pictures please, don’t post them, every time see a camera i have to Hyde, because, there are all these freaks, that want to post their lives, and let everyone know what they, do, or how cool their lives are. I hope to live to the day where i can go to mark zuckerberg grave and piss on it, I’ll spit on your grave zuckerberg, you can count on that motherfucker, if there is a hell, you will burn in it for eternity you son of a bitch. If someday somebody invent a time machine, i would use it to go back in time and kill that motherfucker, with a bat on his skull. I will hit that shit so hard, and eat his brains, if it’s necessary, just for fun.


Thomas on January 25th, 2011 9:14 pm:

Why does every bloody mobile phone now come with facebook, if i want it i’d download an app, i don’t want to be told i have to have it on my phone.

I don’t walk around a store being forced to have things i don’t want .


Black on January 27th, 2011 4:35 am:

Fuck facebook. Erase your minds. One day the gonna come and erase your face and that will bet the best technology you got to protect yourself. Seriously. Die.


Ivo Ganev on January 30th, 2011 4:07 pm:

FUCK FACEBOOK AND EVERYTHING LIKE IT!!EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS THIS IS A ROBOT. LOOK AT THE TREES LOOK AT THE MOTHER EARTH. STOP BUILDING CONCRETE.


Sahil on February 12th, 2011 5:09 pm:

Facebook sucks! It transforms perfectly nice people you know in real life into attention-seeking, narcissistic, self-centred, egotistical idiots. It’s always about “me, me and me”. The collective IQ of a facebook wall comments list must be in single digits. I never gained any productive information from that place.

It was annoying to read comments from those self-absorbed idiots in Facebook: “I did some holiday shopping”, “I’m getting married in December”, “I love the author who wrote the Alchemist…whats his name again?”…fuck off, idiot I’m not interested to do what you’re doing in your neck of the woods. However, I don’t blame them for their silly posts. After all, if I meet them in person, they’ll be talking the same. It’s just that I would rather tolerate your small talk in my direct presence than in Facebook first thing in the morning.

As soon as things came to a head, I simply decided to delete half my contacts, except most of the beautiful girls! I guess I can put up with some of their shit. Only, beautiful girls are allowed to stay in my profile. I generally avoid any new male contacts except 3-4 really close friends coz 1) the others are mostly lame and 2) they talk gay and 3) I never connected with them anyway despite spending several years with those same people in various walks of life.

I also generally avoid commenting on someone’s wall posts. Not that it isn’t worth commenting on sometimes. But, I hate the torrent of follow-up comments in my contact’s wall (lamer, each one than the rest) from people I never knew or if I knew them, hated those assholes with all my guts. I have also re-adjusted my Facebook settings so I don’t get annoying emails when some idiot decides to add me on Facebook or send some message or replied to a wall post 2 years back!

As of now, I have at least 16 pending friend requests from undesirable idiots who I actually hated in the past! I don’t want to wake up in the morning to see their fucking faces for the rest of my life.

Lastly, I have also limited the amount of time spent on Facebook. Even six months back, I used to waste 4 hours a day on that gay site. Today, I check my account once in three days or even 2 weeks!

The world was a happier place before that idiot son of a bitch called Mark Zuckerberg decided to create Facebook. Relationships were more meaningful and people were more genuine.

And, I hate this Facebook-addict generation. Either get out and meet me in real, or just fuck off! I dont need you in my life.


Brok3n on February 16th, 2011 11:46 pm:

Hallelujah I’m not alone!
There are loads of people commenting here that facebook helped their wife/husband to fuck off with fake, self-absorbed so-called friends and leave the real true loving friends behind.
FUCK Facebook!

Instead of looking into peoples eyes and connecting in the real world lets all spend all day staring at our smartphones and monitors cos someone “liked our status” or “poked us”. Wankers!
FUCK Facebook!

Great website… thank you


God on February 17th, 2011 10:56 pm:

BBBBBillionaire little punk bich Mark Suckerberg has a loooooonng way to go before his FB is accepted as a decent tool.

We have been trying to establish a page for a disabled group, and can not, no idea in the world why none of the umpteen cell numbers we’ve tried using won’t work. We just know that FB has major flaws and NO FREE LIVE HUMAN CUSTOMER SUPORT.

They put something out there for the world to use but NO support, IF you have issues, you have to finger it out for yourself, BULLSHI&!!!!

Hey, but as long as I’m raking in all those BBBBBBBillions, you all can kiss my axx and go phuq yourselves, LOL, I’m living the HIGH LIFE, and that’s all that counts.


Jerry Brown on February 23rd, 2011 1:56 pm:

Facebook is a steaming pile of garbage. It’s utterly worthless. Mark Zuckerberg is much more of an asshole than Bill Gates ever was. At least Bill Gates created something of value. FUCK FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!


moonlightlady339 on February 25th, 2011 10:35 am:

Facebook is for losers who weren’t popular in high school who want to make it appear that now they have lots of friends, lol. It’s also a neo nazi piece of junk that tries to force people to sign up when they “have a life” of their own.


Ekaterina on February 26th, 2011 12:08 am:

Dude, you rock! Thanks for making this video…you’re one of the few honest people out there declaring the idiocy of FB!!


FUCKFACEBOOK18 on March 2nd, 2011 4:15 am:

Facebook is total bullshit, some lonely cocksucker decided to copy a man named Tom and make a copy-cat of Myspace, I don’t see whats the big fucking deal, everybody thats on Facebook are a bunch of dumb teenagers and housewives and I don’t think it’s necessary to make a stupid ass movie about a fucking bullshit website!!!!!!!


FUCKFACEBOOK18 on March 2nd, 2011 4:16 am:

FUCK FACEBOOK


chinna on March 13th, 2011 5:06 am:

FUCK facebook. My account was hacked.


mao on March 14th, 2011 12:56 am:

Nice, down whit Facebook and up whit our real faces.


Jeseeu on March 14th, 2011 8:56 pm:

Fuck facebook ! most stupid thing i ever signed in ! you can’t even delete your account u can only deactivate ! full of fucking half brained idiots…i hope the guy that created facebook gets raped with a huge gorrila dick by 4chan =)) FUCK THEM ! fuck facebook ! fuck who ever created it ! hope he dies soon….


Mahatma_Arium_Nine on March 23rd, 2011 2:01 pm:

Facebook . . . what can be said about it that hasn’t already been uttered . . .
First off, I’d like to submit the opinion that the word “book” in facebook should be considered false advertisement as well as an insult to all who read books as well as books themselves. If you are a book, you should send them a page of Your letters.
Also, I’d love to point out that when some mean person refers to people who love facebook as unenlightened & narcissistic-consumer wage slave-mall-creature-douchebags, may I remind You that we’re all just monkeys flying through space on the third rock from the sun . . .
In any case, who’s to say that passive ignorance via social media is a bad thing? Last I checked, the less human beings do the better it is for everyone else and that includes mother earth.
So by all means, play those silly games, just don’t produce any of Your little spawn to clog up traffic and pollute my little island in space time.

Warm Regards,

Mahatma.Arium.Nine


Mike on March 25th, 2011 6:50 pm:

Fuck all social networks – anybody can start a hate campaign against your loved ones, your freedom, and another thousands of bored fucking losers will join this bastard


facebook sucks cock on March 26th, 2011 2:01 am:

Facebook is rich because all you slaves log in and give them a chance to advertise so you can spend your McMoney on bullshit.
Congrats for making another brilliant fuck rich


Del on March 29th, 2011 5:14 pm:

Facebook – The quick info access site for housebreakers to find out who is on holiday


Parker on April 6th, 2011 1:54 pm:

Zuckerburg announced he is going to whore out Facebook for the Obama 2012 campaign.

What an idiot.


james on April 16th, 2011 10:09 pm:

when i was just a wee bairn…
i used to get really sad when i saw persons with disabilities.
i guess i felt sorrow for their misfortune.
this is now how i feel about addicts of this social networking site!
it’s become too big.
it’s kind of frightening how so many are drawn to it, for it or against it.
a real life friend of mine says that it is useful in promoting his music.
i suppose he has a point, but i prefer to keep my music to myself.
i really hope it goes away soon.
of course, something else will eventually replace it, though.


james on April 16th, 2011 10:16 pm:

reality is expressed in Philip K. Dick’s statement that “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”


james on April 16th, 2011 10:22 pm:

Constipated People Don’t Give A shit.


Krish on April 21st, 2011 2:16 pm:

Facebook Disable my id… i was using this for all 3 years… it became terrible… my life sucks…

Fuck Facebook….. Facebook is responsible for my losses…

Hate Facebook…. GOD / Demon soon create an alternative for facebook with more liberty…

No Freedom of Speech / Expression / Habit…

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recluse on April 21st, 2011 8:39 pm:

a friend of mine is pretty silly about his facebook account.
as soon as he gets home from work, he immediately checks fb!
in the corner of my eye, i saw him catching up to where he last left off.
once was finished, he said: “well great, nothing on facebook …again!”
he often gives me a hard time for permanently deleting my account(s).
i wonder why he bothers.
it seems like he wonders wht he bothers, too!


FAKEBOOK on April 22nd, 2011 3:18 pm:

Facebook is the worst fuckin’network site since myspace.Those motherfuckers block your fuckin’ acct for 2,7,14 or even longer for no appearant reason.SuckBook is a tool used to exploit peoples private lives for public use.Its really retarded to get addicted to some bullshit like FuckBook.I had an acct with SnakeBook and I have to admit I was sorta popular in the past and very much so now,meaning that people requested me and added me regularly but for some reason this didn’t fair too well with PukeBook so they blocked my acct several times.I said fuck this and gave up wich was a good thing for me.I would rather newtwork in person anyway,unlike some people who hide behind some fuckin’ass grindin’homewreckin’ bullshit social site.So to all of you FakeBook motherfuckers who support this kind of activity to sneak around and pass on diseases that surely will catch up with your dumbasses soon enough and to all of you sleazey whores who thinks its fun to post what your doin’and/or what your plannin’,for all of you fucktards and suck fucks who in reality don’t know the meaning of social networking kiss my ass,blow magic johnson’s dick and wave to the giant pickle that’s about to drive head first into your fuckin’falsified lifestyle because at the end of the day no one really gives a flyin’ shit about what the fuck you’ve been up to lately,because if you were a whore then,its pretty reasonable to assume that your one now,if you were an asshole then its very possible that your one still and if you were a compulsive ignorant one track minded motherfucker 15/20 years ago it shouldn’t be a doubt in anyones mind that your one now dipshit!Sweet Dreams.


shannon matthews on April 26th, 2011 8:54 pm:

Facebook is full of shit and they can keep their stupid games!!!
Why waste hours building fake make believe towns and zoos with bullshitty things and themes when you can buy Zoo Typhoon or another related game and have twice more fun.
No credit cards, no errors, No credits
Also Facebooks tries to tell you who you are not supposed to like based on their standards not yours! I am not liking my worst enemies.
Also facebook is always trying push installation of some stupid new app short for apparratus or software you don’t need! I tried gift-automatic what the fuck and it really dragged my computer down and I got a bad error. 4loot is another scam!!!
I am not becoming another victim of Facebook Depression.Facebook also allows abuse and negativity. What the fuck does poke and write on a person’s wall mean!
MAY 15th I’ll be off Facebook!!!!!


shannon matthews on April 26th, 2011 9:02 pm:

ALSO ALL those likes turn to spam.
And gays don’t go to that stereotyphical,
gay thing called FAB!! It’s trying to keep me and other gays into the little, powderpuff, bitchy, cliche that doesn’t represent the gays who don’t do all that stuff! That site even had a nerve calling me a “potty-mouth”?
I’m a grown ass men not a kindergarten kid on The Nanny.


Kevin F. on April 27th, 2011 10:46 am:

I didn’t see any mention of the Fartbook security challenge. For me this was the final straw I was waiting on. Fartbook have now given any person the ability to add me to ANY group they choose, without asking me first. It is Fartbook policy that you be signed up by the friend you have never met, and then delete yourself from it. I was right on the border of going. A few days later, I spot the option to download everything you have ever posted on Fartbook to check for privacy issues or whatever. I get the email, ‘It’s ready to download’, I attempt to download the info.
Fartbook security steps in and needs to confirm, I am me.
It them proceeded to show me random photos from my friends albums, asking me to identify the person in the image.
Photo 1, a cover of this years calendar.
WTF,? A list of several friends to choose from or click continue. I move to the next image.
Photo 2, a picture of some small black puppy dogs.
WTF, ? I move to the next image.
Photo 3, some kids sitting around a christmas tree in what looked to be around 1965.
WTF, ? I move to the next image.
Photo 4, 4 people in a group, I have NO IDEA who they are, a picture of some friends friends or something. No one was recognised.
I click continue, now I discover that Fartbook has now deemed me NOT to be me.

WWTTFF??????

I wrote some wonderfully rainbowish terminology, and sent it to them.

Then de-activated the acocunt.

I will be removing any mention or links of this foul creation from my site soon enough.

My email inbox has already given a sigh of relief. I feel much better, just because of that.

Some people need it, I don’t.


Darshan Diwani on May 5th, 2011 7:40 pm:

really fuck facebook!!!!
Love my website it’s really nice better thn fb!


demonio on May 6th, 2011 5:35 am:

fuck facebook ,the fuck service sucks ,,,


SID on May 24th, 2011 12:19 pm:

FUCK UP FACEBOOK….8====D


Lee on June 5th, 2011 1:09 am:

There are a lot of F@ck you points to bring up about facebook, but unfortunately this video touches on none of them. In fact, there is not one single funny moment in this whole video.

Basically this video should be called, “how to make facebook more like myspace” which is lame and one of the worst websites ever, btw.


Mitch on June 11th, 2011 12:07 pm:

There is only ONE thing that irritates about fuckbook … dory Facebook. It’s the incredibly high number of stupid folks out there all running after the world’s biggest crook-shit!

Mark? You marked your era as the world’s most incredible sly, pretentious and uneducated crook!

Now go to hell


iOwnTheWorld on June 13th, 2011 5:13 am:

Facebook is simply the latest trend. We’ve seen this before with Twitter, and Myspace. The American peoples crave the latest and greatest. the only thing different about Facebook is the fact that you can “poke” your “friends”.

Which brings me to my next point. Why are people being friends with people who were total shitheads to them earlier in life? For example:

When I first created a Facebook account, I was approached by a former classmate of mine back in the day. I accepted. After about a month, I looked back at that “friend” and realized that he was the bully that made me claustrophobic from stuffing me in my own locker and leaving me there for three hours straight. I then wrote a letter of hate to the individual, and deleted him. Shortly after, I had a moment of realization, and deleted the account.

My moment of realization was the following: IT’S ALL FOR MONEY! Ad’s everywhere you look. Farmtown/Mafia Wars/Island Paradise/All other fucking useless apps and time killers are focused on doing two things: Getting you to buy “credits” for the Facebook website, and damn near forcing you to look at the other apps/marketing slogans for other companies. Facebook sold out. Thus resulting in a Snickers commercial every twenty fucking seconds.

And with money comes the government interference/invasion of privacy. But that’s for another time. SO. I say to you Facebook lovers:

1. That friend you added this morning is stalking you and is outside your window right now.

2: Fuck You, you co-dependent, dumbfuck, moronic, overdeveloped waste of a cumshot, unwanted little fuck.

3: F U C K F A C E B O O K ! ! !


Mitch on June 13th, 2011 9:04 am:

iOwnTheWorld >>>>

I love you! You and the rest on here seem the only few remaining creatures – still using their own brain!

The rest of these smart-farting “Harvard-Crookery-Con-Wizards” have long lost their’s … probably glued on one of these mobile screens goofing at themselves … anything else they wouldn’t see anyway anymore.

WHERE IS HITTLER, STALIN, MAO … please give us just one of them. They will clean up – or let’s just hope and pray for more and stronger Tsunamis…


peter on June 15th, 2011 7:07 pm:

I realy dont have the time to waste with any of these sites and they apear to create a lot of problems for people, i realy dont see the point of them!


Michael on June 21st, 2011 7:58 am:

We should all band together and make a website called FuckFacebook. And just say fuck Facebook on all the ads


facebook can fuck itself on July 24th, 2011 1:52 am:

facebook should be called fuckbook


Vladimir on August 20th, 2011 2:16 am:

i read a few comments here, regarding the little know fact that ShitBook sucks big smelly donkey dick, and fuck me. at one point i was looking for the “like” button :/ thats fucked up ay. piece of shit fb eat a sealed, juicy turd.


withdrawn on September 10th, 2011 4:37 pm:

i want to hack accounts and ruin other people’s lives!


brianna on September 26th, 2011 12:49 am:

Facebook is full of attention whores who really don’t give a single piece of shit about theirselves. Also it feels like myspace again when it comes to making fake names. Like seriously if you’re one of them, get a fucking life and stop giving your fucking attention to everyone like you’re so famous or that type of shit. At least I got a life myself.


f u on September 26th, 2011 5:16 am:

Fuck facebook… fucking sheeps


Gilles on October 25th, 2011 9:15 am:

Fucking humanity. Where’s Hitler or Jesus when you need them? Somebody should start killing or saving us.


Facebook is balls on October 30th, 2011 10:52 am:

Get a life you sheep. FUCK FACEBOOK


Zechariah on November 4th, 2011 7:38 pm:

Fuck Myspace, and every single thing like it! Myspace is being burn’t to the fucking ground while Facebook teabags it in the face! FACEBOOK RULES!!

Myspace can go fuck itself.


boiapower on November 10th, 2011 8:38 am:

I HATE FACEBOOK !!!!


Fuck this shit on November 22nd, 2011 5:55 am:

Fuck this shit!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!
DON’T BELONG! DON’T EXIST!
DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
DON’T EVER TOUCH ME!
and don’t you fuckin’ judge me!


withdrawn on November 26th, 2011 10:09 am:

there are two things i could not live without:

1. facebook
2. burning man


jj on November 26th, 2011 10:10 am:

withdraw your remarks, withdrawn!


holla ræ on November 26th, 2011 10:12 am:

my gosh, i am on here so often, i think it might replace fb for me bc it is so cool!


CJ on November 26th, 2011 8:03 pm:

I typed “fuck facebook” into Google and found this.
I agree btw, FUCK FACEBOOK!


BJ on November 27th, 2011 12:37 am:

I’m with you on this one, CJ!
Why waste time there when we can do it here?
…the idiocy continues (unfortunately)…


anna on November 27th, 2011 9:39 am:

it’s not so bad, i find a lot of cocks to suck on there…


silly billy on November 29th, 2011 11:33 am:

let’s smash the server! who’s with me?


facebooker on December 1st, 2011 6:02 am:

Facebook 4lif!


ged the red neck on December 1st, 2011 6:07 am:

i done lernd ma wurds gud on the face books!


fred on December 11th, 2011 12:53 am:

fred on december 11th 20118:49am:
Fuck that piece of SHIT facebook it disabled my account for no reason. Fuck it. Fuck that piece of SHIT Bitchy facebook! ( all real facebook is SHIT and a Bitch and a Fucking website)


Ron on December 13th, 2011 2:07 pm:

Fuck Facebook, I got my account disabled several times for no reason.


Tyler Durden on December 15th, 2011 4:46 am:

?”You’re not your Facebook status. You’re not how many friends you have. You’re not the smart phone you own. You’re not the apps of your phone. You’re not your fucking iPad. You’re the all-planking, e-consuming crap of the world.”

(via Danilo Buendia)


Tom on December 19th, 2011 11:51 pm:

I hate facebook. I used to be soo addicted to that bullshit, but I soon found out that it was detrimental to my academic and social life. It is a waste of time and I don’t need to see all these underage whores show off their bodies, like they’re cute or something…GTFOH!!!!!!!!! Also, I’m tired of seeing these “fake gang-bangers” thinking that they’re sooo “cool” and “hip”, like every motherfucker owes them something. So, yeah, fuck facebook and Mark Fuckerberg can burn in hell.


Maynard James Keenan on December 21st, 2011 10:11 am:

fuck facebook and the drones that use it, living their life through a computer screen presenting themselves as helpless sheep that just follow the herd. Why the fuck do people want to be in constant contact with their ‘friends’, many of them are paying for a mobile phone but would rather use FAKEbook? massive waste of time, do something constructive for a change or call your friend and meet for coffee, JUST GET OFF THE COMPUTER and GET A LIFE!


Transformers Alternators Jeep Wrangler Rollba on December 22nd, 2011 2:09 am:

Looks like my search for informative blogs on this subject has finally come to an finish! Even though I recognize that you have a life, but I would definitely like to see this blog updated more usually.


Carry on December 22nd, 2011 4:36 am:

@iOwnTheWorld

If there would be one person I’d need to agree with what he/she says about this “world FUCK hero” Mark Zuckershit and his multibillion creation of absolute shit … it would be you!

People always say i am jealous because I don’t make that sort of money as this shithead makes. Well, maybe it’s just those assholes accusing me who are jealous themselves. I make plenty of money and maybe even more than most of other people but – I don’t use such sick methods like these loser kids who had a fucked up idea on how to fuck up everybody else.

Sad to say that 99% of us are dumb enough to fall for all this shit being thrown at and which comes from that sick “virtual” world.

Message for you, you little fucker Mark … why don’t you come and see me for a job interview, if you dare to take on a “real” job you little dumb-fucked sucker!

@iOwnTheWorld… why don’t we start creating the “cyber-war” everyone is talking about? Why not just shoot those mother fucking stuffed up bullshit artists who are a total waste within our society, off the sky?

Yep, I think I’m gonna do that! It’s about time someone takes action.


facebook user on January 10th, 2012 8:13 am:

i hear if you really want to get off on it, shove facebook up your arse!


i hate fb on February 1st, 2012 1:23 pm:

finall someone who shares my vision
the main reason why i hate facebook is because almost EVERYONE has a fb account.well i do not and frankly i never had and obviously i never will.i see the fb logo on almost every site i surf.hell no!!!!


theo on February 2nd, 2012 3:45 am:

Fuck facebooks IP FUCKING O. I HOPE ALL THE IDIOTS BUY SHARES AND THE ENTIRE COMPANY IMPLODES,BANKRUPTING THEM ALL.!!!!


Pauly on February 3rd, 2012 4:50 am:

Facebook is proof that society is going to hell in hand basket. Fuck that useless pile of shit !!!
Load that mother in a Prius and push it off a cliff !!!!!!!!


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