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The 12 things that Irritate About Facebook [Fuck Facebook]

AZ — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 06:13:30 +0000

An original video listing 12 things that irritate us about Facebook, also know as the 12 f*ck you’s

25 Things I Hate About Facebook [VIDEO]

AZ — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:43:01 +0000

Found this video on youtube. 100% agreed with the video and i think there is not better video of expressing hate against facebook. 25 things i hate about facebook.

How To Quit and Commit Facebook Suicide [Funny]

AZ — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:22:10 +0000

Fed up with irritating applications moronic group requests and unwitty facebook status comments? Why don’t you do the good thing and throw in the facebook towel?

Just admit it and say it out loud ‘I hate facebook!’ You don’t have to suffer anymore just follow this advice to quit and commit facebook suicide!

Don’t Ever Poke Granny’s Boyfriend [Funny]

AZ — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:36:32 +0000

Don’t poke granny’s boyfriend, BEE-ATCH!

Facebook bans those with funny names

AZ — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:09:45 +0000

AFTER A childhood of being beaten up in the playground, people with daft names are now having their Facebook book accounts suspended.

The anti-social networking site is suspending the owners of strange names without warning and holding personal information to ransom until you show them a government-issued ID.

Sydney’s Elmo Keep tried to log in to her account and was told she was banned for life for violating the site’s terms of use. Facebook believed she was not using her real names.

According to AP other names who have been banned include US political blogger Jon Swift, Japanese author Hiroko Yoda, British MP Steve Webb, Australian graphic designer Beta Yee, and New Zealander Rowena Gay. If you have a surname that includes ” podcast”, “beaver”, “jelly”, “beer” and “duck” you could also be banned.

Unfortunately for Facebook, Ms Keep is a hack who slags off popular beat combos for a living and is not likely to stay quiet. Apparently she relies on the site as her primary way of keeping in touch with friends and as a way of soliciting freelance writing work.

She is also an online journalism lecturer at the University of Technology, Sydney, and consulting for businesses on how they can incorporate social networking into their business strategy so she knows a bit about the Inter web.

She felt like her world had been ripped from under her, she claimed. People had noticed she had gone from Facebook and thought she had died.

After finding out the Facebook email address, which was so difficult required black magic and talking to the dead, Keep was told she had been banned for ‘security reasons’.

In other words, the site feared she might poke someone too hard and there would be a fatality. Terrorist poking is Al Qaeda’s latest evil trick. They asked her to prove her identity with a government approved ID which would prove that she is not a member of a terror poking cell.

Keep had her account reinstated after she sent the site copies of her passport and driver’s license.

Ironically Facebook’s rules mean that people with unusual names are forced to sign up with fake names to avoid being banned.

This happens in real life. A bloke in my school changed his name from Bad cock to Bad co, ironically after he left the school where he was ribbed over the moniker. Makes us wonder whether that nice US press officer Wendy Wank changed her name after her experiences with the newsroom of Network News a while back. She has not come sniffing about the offices of the INQ. Probably has more sense.

Facebook’s super wall and fun wall: A whirlpool of senselessness

AZ — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:45:28 +0000

If you’re not a Facebook user, God bless your merry little soul (pretending that God exists) and please be off on your merry way before you get sucked into the muddy whirpool of senselessness.

Because, today, I am on a crusade to knock some sense into Facebook users who have Super Wall or FunWall or both (duh, people!) installed in their Facebook accounts.

Because — brace yourself now for the revelation of the century — neither of the walls are even remotely super or fun.

Oooooh… noooo! You don’t say!

Honestly, they’re horrendous misuses of Internet real estate. I cannot understand why people don’t see it.

There is nothing super or fun about:

1. Junk mail, chain letters and forwarded rubbish.
2. Having multiple copies of the same rubbish on your profile.
3. Allowing people to advertise their services for free on your profile.

What is the matter with people?

Don’t you ever get annoyed having to scroll down endlessly just to try to see at least something that’s of interest?? Why would you want such junk on your Facebook profile? I really don’t get it.

who has a crush on u?…

man this is creepy its called mind reader. send this to every1 on ur list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen**

Seriously!!!

I dearly want to examine the minds of people who read this and think, “Oh, wow! I’m gonna try this now!”

…

“Hey! It doesn’t work! How fun! I think my friends will love it! I’m going to forward this to everyone because I had so much fun trying it out and seeing it not working!”

Strangle me with a wet rag.

People who install either or both walls, why? How does it enrich your life to have repeated copies of spam on your Facebook profile? How does it enrich the life of friends who are visiting your Facebook profile?

I mean, what benefit does it give?

Does it impress the girls (or the boys) who are viewing your profile? No.

Does it make you more intelligent? No.

Does it save a starving child in Ethiopia? No.

Does it make your Facebook profile look like a landmine about to go off? Yes.

People who forward forwards to other people’s walls, why? Do you think your friend reads/watches them? Will your friend love you for sending them? Do you even realise that the “friend” you’re sending this chain letter to already has three of the exact same chain letter on his wall?

People who create those damned rubbish forwards, especially chain letters, WHY? Chain letters are so last millennium. You’re not going to get a Nobel prize for it and it’s not going to make people worship you and kiss your feet because they passed on your stupid chain letter to 50 people in their address book and, as a result, miraculously solved all their life problems and won a date with Angelina Jolie.

Hello??

The applications are not bad, per se. But people misusing them is bad.

I installed both when I first signed up with Facebook because I thought it was pretty cool being able to draw pictures and post videos on someone else’s profile. One could get really creative and have some fun with it.

But I believe in doing things in a sincere and personal way. If not, there is no point in doing anything, is there? Why waste time doing things just for the sake of doing things? So I drew pictures myself and typed nice, personal messages to brighten a friend’s day.

But I never got anything like that on my walls in return. All I got were impersonal forwards from people who received forwards themselves and decided to send it on to everyone else on their friends list.

I deleted both walls because it wasn’t adding discernable value to my Facebook profile.

I know I can stop visiting people’s profiles or even stop visiting Facebook altogether if the walls bother me all that much.

But that isn’t quite the point. The point is that it irks me that people are perpetuating a useless custom and contributing more rubbish to an already rubbish society of thoughtless, mindless puppets.

So, people, please. Grow a brain and think.

Very Funny Facebook Song I Hate Facebook [Must See]

AZ — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:20:47 +0000

Very Funny Facebook Song I Hate Facebook

VERY FUNNY SONG FOR THE PEOPLE THAT HATE FACEBOOK AND ABOUT FACEBOOK.

Facebook Manners 50s Style [Funny Video]

AZ — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:00:18 +0000

25 Things I Hate About Facebook [Video]

AZ — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:12:18 +0000

What Facebook Is For… [Video]

AZ — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 07:02:27 +0000

A Funny video about what exactly Facebook is for………Watch this video and say your comments.

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