It’s hard to complain when you’re Facebook user. Finally, you’re going to complain about something to do and you’ll look like a complete hypocrite. I do not mind. People need to know when they are acting like idiots on Facebook.


About your stupid status – Listen: I’m happy that you’re going out tonight. I think it’s swell that goes to a club with her girls and that will be a doozy of a time. That’s pretty rad. But anyway, seriously, do not update your status while you are on the line for a club. Or if you’re in line for a show, or if you’re at Denny’s and his friend is boring. I do not care that the goalkeeper let in the club. I do not care what the couple at the table before you’re arguing about whether it is hilarious. I do not care that you’re home alone on a Saturday and “lol” what a sad life you lead. I support the celebration of small victories of life, but please, drill bits of life, be true to yourself, because they are just that: boring.

More importantly, they do not care if you’re drunk. If you publish something on your Facebook status, or his profile in general about how drunk you are in time, then you are a tool. No, but you are? Oh, yes, but true.

And your pictures stupid, if you have a photo album and most of the photos are of yourself, then you’re probably a huge narcissistic and has bigger problems to worry about the amount of time spent on Facebook. No need to see how outrageous is all the time. If you love to take his shirt in the middle of the night when it is freezing outside and posing for a photo when there is absolutely nothing of interest around you, then I feel fairly unimpressive. If you have a bunch of pictures from a party and there are 20 consecutive images of the same damn Beer Pong Game then you probably do not really like. Also, if you go to a concert, take photos of the band. How to discern what it is that you think is an impressive sight when you take a picture of yourself around a crowd of people at random? You can be on American Idol for all I care.

Its stupid competitions. Hey, kid. Badass What else are you? Oh, you’re a crazy toaster? Oh, man look at all these curses is used to describe to you in capital letters as if the guy is yelling at you because it is “too cold.” I’m also crying because of how ashamed I am of you. Facebook tests are terrible and nothing tells you that did not already know. When you find that you are a true character in a movie, as it responds to all that the quote character itself, then you do not need proof to say anything. Why would someone want to tell Facebook what is your favorite sex position? Need people to know so badly?

Stupid events or groups. Facebook can be a good source of advertising, whether for a party or a cold event. But there are reports of aid and less shame plugs. Inviting me to his fraternity party when San Francisco’s confusing me because I have not seen since high school and probably will not see you again the rest of my life. Hell, I invited to any event or group who have no interest in everything that is annoying in general. No spam events or groups that people do not care. It’s nothing against you because you are still a cold, it’s just that they suck. I never go to them. Providing me with the precision of the machine will not change my mind. There was much more just catch up with you to waste time in a foam party surrounded by people who do not care.

Therefore, try to keep in mind that, although within his jokes may seem funny, the rest of us are baffled. The confusion is not fun – it’s annoying. For a moment, is also annoying. I do not want these moments to be common, because I like you, and I do not want to hate you. In order to use Facebook to keep in touch with the homies instead of falling into useless vanity. Or you can delete. Probably save me a lot of time, and complaints.
In addition, post videos more fun. I like those.

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